Big Butts & Dumb Phones

The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved only by the most delicate handling. Yet we do not treat ourselves nor one another thus tenderly. —Henry David Thoreau

“My butt is getting so big!” I vented on the phone to my friend, Erin.

“Isn’t that a good thing?”

“It’s not the good kind.”

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